10. Joe Biden enters the Scripps National Spelling Bee, and loses by misspelling the word "football".
9. Bill Clinton plays a sax solo during "Drill Here, Drill Now" with Aaron Tippin on Huckabee.
8. Sarah Palin and Colin Powell compete on So, You Think You Can Dance, and only Sarah gets on board the Mary Murphy hot tamale train.
7. John McCain is offered a guest hosting gig on The Tonight Show based on his speech at the Al Smith dinner.
6. Hillary Clinton is discovered at a McCain-Palin rally in Ohio disguised as Joe the Plumber.
5. Oprah has Sarah Palin's glasses in her Favorite Things show.
4. High School Musical 4 is released November 3rd. The storyline revolves around a young man doing drugs, but who dreams of one day becoming president. He votes "present" during elections for homecoming king and queen.
3. Barack Obama tells Warren Buffet that he will spread his wealth around.
2. ACORN is successful in securing more votes for Ronald McDonald in Ohio, thus losing the state for Barack Obama.
1. Michelle Obama slips and says that she has never been proud...of her husband.
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my favorite is # 6
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